The Life of Riley
It’s the best day ever.
Today is my human grandpa’s 91st birthday!
He is the oldest human I have ever known…
He is also a really talented ear and belly scratcher!
Today is also my birthday!!!
I am a 1-year-old puppy and day 133 since I assumed the responsibility of taking care of my human… let me tell you, it hasn’t been easy…
I think I get cake!
But yesterday I had a new friend come by to visit. Charlie is his name and we ran and played really hard.
So hard I am spending my birthday limping… 
I think I hurt my left external rotating fembrulemitis major.
I will be fine because I am on doggie ibuprofen.
It’s the BEST DAY EVER!
Life of Riley
It’s the best day.
You know, when I come back inside and dinner is waiting on me, that is good.
When I hop up in a warm bed with my human and settle in, that is really good.
But when I look up as see my face on sleep pants and slippers, it kinda creeps me a little…
It’s ok…. I am a lucky calendar girl, and I still have an unblemished pooping outside record.
But I promise you, when my human boy Mr. Man is not looking, I am going to rip those slippers into shreds and bury the stinking remains in a fresh hole in the back yard!
It’s the BEST DAY EVER!
The Life of Riley
It’s the best day ever.
My human, at times, can be really cool!
Today, he bought me a pair of dog sunglasses to wear when I stick my head out the window.
It protects my eyes from road dirt, zombie spit, elephant snot and all kinds of similar hazards.
Plus, these make me look GOOOOODDD!
It’s the BEST DAY EVER!
The Life of Riley
It’s the best day ever.
My human woke up with my cow femur bone I had accidentally misplaced in his bed…
That was a no-no.
Seems I may be up for sale again…
It has not been a good day already…
He let me out to pee and I came back smelling like dirt… you know what that means.
I dug another hole…
It just seems like he doesn’t understand my needs…
It’s STILL the BEST DAY EVER!
The Life of Riley
It’s the best day ever.
My human grandpa came to see me yesterday to watch the football games.
He is old.
He got in trouble for giving me too many Golden Double Stuff Oreo cookies…
We don’t care what Grandma says, she is not the boss of us!
He calls me “Riney” and “Rino” instead of “Riley”.
I don’t care. I know what he means.
I love my Grandpa because all he does is talk to me, pet me, and give me treats.
It’s the BEST DAY EVER!
