The Life of Riley
It’s the best day ever.
I heard my human mention he is closing in on $1,000,000 spent on me this week.
I am not sure how much that is but I appreciate it.
Today he ordered an elevated feeding bowl with my name on it, a no drip water bowl for the back porch, more bottled water (I drink a lot) and an iPhone AirTag trackers to go with my new Alabama Collar in case I get separated.
Some dufus came over to talk about a wrought iron fence … I did not like him at all.
1. he had no treats in his pocket, 2. I gave him my best tennis ball he did not throw it one time, and 3. only pet me once.
We can’t have these types of people in our life. Right, human?
I found out I could not bring my friend the frog inside the house … or hold him in my mouth.
Now my human will not allow me to bring a stick inside to chew up on the floor while we watch TV.
This is perfectly normal behavior for a girl like me and I need to find someone to talk to about this injustice. Trust me, it’s a nice stick and it wants to be chewed.
The rest of my day is filled with providing perimeter security as well as personal protection for this helpless human while he works. He needs me because again, not one bear or lion has come inside the house this past week.
I am proud to report my Pooping outside percentage remains at 100%. Yay me!!!
It’s the BEST DAY EVER!!!
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